Plank Is Love

>Be me >Be on the Creepypasta Wiki >I magically go on this wiki >"The Plank will keel youu" >I turn around >A man with some wood is behind me >His name is Johnny >And his wood, who has a morning wood, is called Plank >I say "Hi" >Plank starts jacking off >wat.jpg >The Plank lunges at me >Gives me his loving >Splinters are inside my asshole >I eat chocolate ice cream >While watching 2 Girls, 1 Cup >I die >Plank is love >Plank is life