>Be me
>Be on the Creepypasta Wiki
>I magically go on this wiki
>"The Plank will keel youu"
>I turn around
>A man with some wood is behind me
>His name is Johnny
>And his wood, who has a morning wood, is called Plank
>I say "Hi"
>Plank starts jacking off
>The Plank lunges at me
>Gives me his loving
>Splinters are inside my asshole
>I eat chocolate ice cream
>While watching 2 Girls, 1 Cup
>I die
>Plank is love
>Plank is life